i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize