i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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