No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Oh god it's open bar.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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