OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
hell yes lets make some ravioli
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
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a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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