I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
MIDGETS
????
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
