My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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