neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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