the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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