gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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