Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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