he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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