Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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