windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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