Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Shame is for Republicans.
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