Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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