he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
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I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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