hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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