She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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