I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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