this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Randomize
