Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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