i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
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I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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