This girl is more easily done than said...
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
