You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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