I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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