what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
