the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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