i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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