if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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