Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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