is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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