am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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