I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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