When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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