doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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