Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Randomize
