I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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