To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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