I got chris browned last night
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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