You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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