Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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