At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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