At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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