: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
this will be a night to untag.
She's the barista slut.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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