Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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