none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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