I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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