his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Im part way to drunk.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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