Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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