My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
