We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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