Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I wish i was in the wii world.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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