i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
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He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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