I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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