you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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