You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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