He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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